On Other Shows When They Get To

Like I Said, All Comedy Is Based On Exaggeration, Big Or Small, Whatever You Can Get Away With.

I Do Get The Comics Online I Guess But It's Such A Pain. I'd Rather Just Get Them In The Paper And Read Them.

Oh, You Hate Your Job? Why Didn't You Say So? There's A Support Group For That. It's Called Everybody, And They Meet At The Bar.

Being A Celebrity You Always Get Really Good Seats To Sporting Events But You Never Get As Good Seats As The Photographers Get. And I Really Love Sports. So One Of The Scams I Have Going Now Is I Want To Learn Sports Photography So I Can Get Better Seats At A Sporting Event.

My Fans Are Pretty Normal, They Are Always Really Nice And Polite, And They Don't Interrupt My Meals.