There Is No Spray Can Called 'instant

You Cannot Learn Anything From Success, You Only Learn From Failure.

I Feel If Some Kid Has Sat Down And Felt I'm Important Enough To Write Two Pages Of Words To And Take Up A Lot Of His Valuable Time, Then He Deserves A Few Words Back, Or Even A Phone Call As I Have Done On A Few Occasions.

We Talk About Theatre Museums Filled With Old Costumes And Things. What We Also Need Is A Theatre Museum Of The Old Routines On Videotape. We Are Only The Custodians Of Those Techniques, And They Should Be Preserved.

When I Was Nine, We'd Take A Bus To The Seaside. Coming Back, We'd Take Turns Entertaining, Singing Songs And The Like. I Tried Some Stand-up Comedy. I Had A Captive Audience In That Bus. Then I Realized I Wanted To Do More Than That.

I'd Rather Get A Good Clean Laugh With Good Material, Than An Easy Laugh By Swearing Or Shocking. That's Not Clever Or Comedic, Anybody Can Get A Laugh That Way, It's Too Easy.