There Is No Sin Worse In Life

Ibiza, If You've Never Been There Before, Is Very Overwhelming. It's Like Nowhere On Earth. The Best Advice Is To Sleep As Late As Possible Because Nothing Gets Going Until Around 3am And It Goes Until Like 7 Or 8.

I Don't Have Sex Unless I'm In A Relationship. I'm Old-fashioned When It Comes To That. I Really Am!

I Just Do Little Jokes All The Time And People Think I'm Serious. I Know Exactly Who Gordon Ramsay Is, I Know Exactly Who Gordon Brown Is... I Just Say Jokes But They Think I'm Serious Which I Think Is Funny And I Think I Kind Of Play Up The Image Sometimes Because - Whatever - It's Just Entertainment.

I Love Marilyn Monroe. I Think She Was The Coolest Blonde. I Think Like Me She Just Didn't Care What Anyone Thinks. She's Happy. She's Smiling. I Don't Know, I Just Always Thought She Was So Beautiful And She Just Seemed, Like, Magical.

I Take My Dog Tinkerbell Seriously. I Take My Job Seriously. But I Don't Take Myself All That Seriously.