Every Girl Is Beautiful If They Have

I Hate When A Guy Brags... Or He Sweats.

There Is No Sin Worse In Life Than Being Boring.

First I Wanted To Be A Veterinarian. And Then I Realized You Had To Give Them Shots To Put Them To Sleep, So I Decided I'd Just Buy A Bunch Of Animals And Have Them In My House Instead.

I Have So Many Great Things Going On In My Life That I Don't Need To Pay Attention To Some Writer.

My Life Is, Like, Really, Really Fun.