There Is No Scarier Chasm Of Darkness

Women Complain About Pms, But I Think Of It As The Only Time Of The Month When I Can Be Myself.

Adults In A Free Country Should Be Able To Smoke A Joint If They Want To.

The One Who Cares The Most Wins. ... That's How I Knew I'd End Up With Everyone Else Waving The White Flags And Not Me. That's How I Knew I'd Be The Last Person Standing When It Was All Over. ... I Cared The Most.

I Want To Eat, Cook, Meet Famous People And Make Fun Of Them.

I Always Was A Writer, But Then I Wanted To Do Stand-up Because I Thought That Was A Way That I Could Perform What I Wrote.