I Guess The Only Way To Stop

That's The Trouble With A Politician's Life-somebody Is Always Interrupting It With An Election.

Real Estate Is The Best Investment In The World Because It Is The Only Thing They're Not Making Any More.

We Elect Our Presidents, Be They Republican Or Democrat, Then Start Daring 'em To Make Good.

Eventually You Will Reach A Point When You Stop Lying About Your Age And Start Bragging About It.

The Only Real Diplomacy Ever Performed By A Diplomat Is In Deceiving Their Own People After Their Dumbness Has Got Them Into A War.