A Good Education Is The Next Best

Duck, Big Brother! Here Comes Another Day!

Christmas Is A Box Of Tree Ornaments That Have Become Part Of The Family.

If Life Were A Camera, I'd Have The Lens Cap On.

There's No Sense In Doing A Lot Of Barking If You Don't Really Have Anything To Say.

You Know, In A Way, 'dear Santa Claus' Is Rather Stuffy... Perhaps Something A Little More Intimate Would Be Better... Something Just A Shade More Friendly..." "how About 'dear Fatty'?