There Is No Better Therapy Than Understanding.

If Kona Were To Get A New Logo, It Would Have To Be A Original Character, Not Some Well Know One.

Spread The Diaper In The Position Of The Diamond With You At Bat. Then Fold Second Base Down To Home And Set The Baby On The Pitcher's Mound. Put First Base And Third Together, Bring Up Home Plate And Pin The Three Together. Of Course, In Case Of Rain, You Gotta Call The Game And Start All Over Again.

Nutrition Makes Me Puke.

I Asked My Doctor How Many More Years I Have Left And He Said, 'you're Too Ornery To Die.

Probably The Best Thing That Happened To Me Was Going Nuts. Nobody Knew Who I Was Until That Happened.