If Kona Were To Get A New

... I Want The World To Know That People Like Me Who Have Returned From The Half-world Of Mental Oblivion Are Not Forever Contaminated. We Have Been Sick.

I Feel Great. I Had A Triple Bypass In 1976 And A Quadruple Bypass In 1984.

I Asked My Doctor How Many More Years I Have Left And He Said, 'you're Too Ornery To Die.

I'm The Gooney Bird That Walked To The Bank. I'm Doing Better Than Most Of Those Guys Who Said I Was Crazy.

Nutrition Makes Me Puke.