There Is More To Talking Than Just

I Can't Say I Ever Loved My Mother; I Admired Her.

I Always Cry At Weddings, Especially My Own.

Awards Are Meaningless For Actors, Unless They All Play The Same Part.

I Should Never Have Switched From Scotch To Martinis.

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.