The Problem With The World Is That

Things Are Never So Bad They Can't Be Made Worse.

People Who Don't Drink Are Afraid Of Revealing Themselves.

I Don't Approve Of The John Waynes And The Gary Coopers Saying "shucks, I Ain't No Actor - I'm Just A Bridge Builder Or A Gas Station Attendant." If They Aren't Actors, What The Hell Are They Getting Paid For? I Have Respect For My Profession. I Worked Hard At It.

There Is More To Talking Than Just Words.

A Hot Dog At The Game Beats Roast Beef At The Ritz.