The Problem With The World Is That

Rick: Here's Looking At You, Kid.

(on Bette Davis) Even When I Was Carrying A Gun, She Scared The Be-jesus Out Of Me.

It's A Good Thing [james] Dean Died When He Did. If He'd Lived, He'd Never Have Been Able To Live Up To The Publicity.

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.

I Don't Approve Of The John Waynes And The Gary Coopers Saying "shucks, I Ain't No Actor - I'm Just A Bridge Builder Or A Gas Station Attendant." If They Aren't Actors, What The Hell Are They Getting Paid For? I Have Respect For My Profession. I Worked Hard At It.