The Problem With The World Is That

What's At The End Of A Million Dollars? Zero, Zero, Zero... Nothing. A Circle With A Hole In It.

(on Bette Davis) Even When I Was Carrying A Gun, She Scared The Be-jesus Out Of Me.

I Let My Drinking Do The Talking.

Ah, Nuts. I'm An Actor. I Just Do What Comes Naturally.

I Don't Hurt The Industry. The Industry Hurts Itself, By Making So Many Lousy Movies - As If General Motors Deliberately Put Out A Bad Car.