There Is Always Time For Failure

Farce Is Tragedy Played At A Thousand Revolutions Per Minute.

The Point At Which Beliefs Meet May Be More Significant, More Useful To Contemplate, Than Their Sources.

I Don't Think You Ever Feel A Success Really Because Everything Could Always Be Done Better Than You've Done It.

We May Not Be The Creme De La Creme, But We Are The Creme De La Scum.

Writing About The Indignities Of Old Age: The Daunting Stairway To The Restaurant Restroom, The Benefits Of A Wheelchair In Airports And Its Disadvantages At Cocktail Parties, Giving The User What He Described As A Child's-eye View Of The Party And A Crotch-level View Of The Guests. Dying Is A Matter Of Slapstick And Pratfalls. The Aging Process Is Not Gradual Or Gentle. It Rushes Up, Pushes You Over And Runs Off Laughing. No One Should Grow Old Who Isn't Ready To Appear Ridiculous.