Never Believe A Rumour Until You Hear

Marriage Is Like Pleading Guilty To An Indefinite Sentence. Without Parole.

On The Three Pigs He And His Wife Own: "we Acquired The Pigs Last Year. My Wife Was Born On A Pig Farm And Has Always Been Very Fond Of Pigs. Of Course, They Are For Eating, Which Is Why They Are Named Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner. You Wouldn’t Want To Eat Rufus, Marcus And Esmeralda.

The Freedom To Make A Fortune On The Stock Exchange Has Been Made To Sound More Alluring Than Freedom Of Speech.

Irritable Judges Suffer From A Bad Case Of Premature Adjudication.

The Shelf Life Of The Modern Hardback Writer Is Somewhere Between The Milk And The Yoghurt.