Never Believe A Rumour Until You Hear

All The Flower Children Were As Alike As A Congress Of Accountants And About As Interesting.

I Suppose That Writers Should, In A Way, Feel Flattered By The Censorship Laws. They Show A Primitive Fear And Dread At The Fearful Magic Of Print.

No Power On Earth, However, Can Abolish The Merciless Class Distinction Between Those Who Are Physically Desirable And The Lonely, Pallid, Spotted, Silent, Unfancied Majority.

The Secret Of Good Health And Happiness Is To Have Rather Small Illnesses Throughout Your Life Which You Can Rely On To Stop You Doing Anything You Don't Want To Do.

I Don't Think You Ever Feel A Success Really Because Everything Could Always Be Done Better Than You've Done It.