There Is Also A Kind Of Mean-spiritedness

I Was In Antwerp - Which, I Had About 20 Shows Left At That Point - And A Guy Said, "that's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp Was My Smallest Audience, So The Guy Was Right There. I Was Like, "what?" He Said, "dave Attell Does A Bit About, 'why Are There Luggage Stores In The Airport?'" I Had Never Seen That, And I Would Never Ever, Ever, Ever - Please Believe Me - I Would Never Lift Material From Somebody Ever, And Certainly Not Knowingly.

Because I Think Whenever You Sit Down With Another Human Being Who Would Absolutely Disagree With You On Every Issue, You Learn About Them As A Person And You Relate, In Human Terms, And It's Much More Difficult For Either Side To Dismiss Out Of Hand, Like That Person's A Freak, That Person's A Nazi.

I Know Dave [attel] And We're Friendly, And I Have Nothing But Respect For Him.

High Times Magazine Is A Notch Intellectually Below Highlights For Children. I Mean, They're Both Great To Read When You're Baked, But Come On, Ya Know.

I Have Always Tried To Use Humor To "help Ever" And "hurt Never," For I Find That To Laugh Is Like Swallowing A Secret That Santa Claus Farted.