There Is Also A Kind Of Mean-spiritedness

I Think People, For The Most Part, Actually Want What They Think Is Best.

As Far As Just My Stand-up Is Concerned, I Don't Care About Changing Anyone's Mind. I'm Not Making An Argument. I'm A Guy Doing Comedy.

I Have Always Tried To Use Humor To "help Ever" And "hurt Never," For I Find That To Laugh Is Like Swallowing A Secret That Santa Claus Farted.

It's Not That I Don't Have Kids For Some Personal Reason Outside Of, I Just Haven't Had Kids. And I Haven't Met Someone Who Wanted To, As Far As I Know. And Perhaps I'm Attracted To Women Who Aren't Ready To Make That Commitment Just Yet.

There's The Disingenuous Duplicitousness, But You Can Apply That To Every Politician, Really.