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I Was In Antwerp - Which, I Had About 20 Shows Left At That Point - And A Guy Said, "that's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp Was My Smallest Audience, So The Guy Was Right There. I Was Like, "what?" He Said, "dave Attell Does A Bit About, 'why Are There Luggage Stores In The Airport?'" I Had Never Seen That, And I Would Never Ever, Ever, Ever - Please Believe Me - I Would Never Lift Material From Somebody Ever, And Certainly Not Knowingly.
-David Cross
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I Was In Antwerp - Which, I

David Cross
I Was In Antwerp - Which, I Had About 20 Shows Left At That Point - And A Guy Said, "that's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp Was My Smallest Audience, So The Guy Was Right There. I Was Like, "what?" He Said, "dave Attell Does A Bit About, 'why Are There Luggage Stores In The Airport?'" I Had Never Seen That, And I Would Never Ever, Ever, Ever - Please Believe Me - I Would Never Lift Material From Somebody Ever, And Certainly Not Knowingly.
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