There Is A Fool Born Every Minute

Instead Of Spending Money, I Earned It.

More Persons, On The Whole, Are Humbugged By Believing In Nothing, Than By Believing Too Much.

Every Man Should Make His Son Or Daughter Learn Some Useful Trade Or Profession, So That In These Days Of Changing Fortunes Of Being Rich Today And Poor Tomorrow They May Have Something Tangible To Fall Back Upon. This Provision Might Save Many Persons From Misery, Who By Some Unexpected Turn Of Fortune Have Lost All Their Means.

In Fact, As A General Thing, Money-getters Are The Benefactors Of Our Race.

A Penny Here, And A Dollar There, Placed At Interest, Goes On Accumulating, And In This Way The Desired Result Is Attained. It Requires Some Training, Perhaps, To Accomplish This Economy, But When Once Used To It, You Will Find There Is More Satisfaction In Rational Saving Than In Irrational Spending.