Money Is The Excellent Slave And A

There Is A Fool Born Every Minute

There Is No Greater Picture Than That Of 10,000 Smiling Children. No Brighter Music Than Their Clear-ringing Laughter. That I, With My Small Amusements, Have Created Such Precious Art Is My Life's Proudest Achievement.

The Show Business Has All Phases And Grades Of Dignity, From The Exhibition Of A Monkey To The Exposition Of That Highest Art In Music Or The Drama Which Secures For The Gifted Artists A World-wide Fame Princes Well Might Envy.

No Man Ever Went Broke Overestimating The Ignorance Of The American Public.

Clowns Are The Pegs On Which The Circus Is Hung.