There Has Been So Much Rubbish Written

There's A Difference Between Criminals And Crooks. Crooks Steal. Criminals Blow Some Guy's Brains Out. I'm A Crook.

Banks' Beer. There's Nothing Like It! To Brazil. And To Barbados Justice.

It Has Been Rumoured That I Was The Brains Of The Robbery, But That Was Totally Incorrect. I've Been Described As The Tea Boy, Which Is Also Incorrect.

I Won A Scholarship With The Brixton School Of Building. I Screwed Around, Not Putting In A Proper Attendance.

One Report Said That Since My Time On The Run I've Had 2,500 Girlfriends. I Mean, You Have Got To Realize I've Been On The Run For More Than 30 Years. I Have Got To Have Had More Than That.