There Are Women Who Take It To

Scotland Should Be Nothing Less Than Equal With All The Other Nations Of The World.

I Suppose I'll Be Able To Get A Drink There... I Told The Stewardess Liquor For Three... Who Are The Other Two?...oh, There Are No Other Two

The Great Jack Nicklaus Summed Things Up Neatly During A Charity Match On The Old Course At St. Andrews Where He And I Were Playing Against Ben Crenshaw And Glen Campbell. I Asked Him What He Considered To Be The Most Important Factor To Overcome In The Game Of Golf. His Reply, "it's An Unfair Game."

There's One Major Difference Between James Bond And Me. He Is Able To Sort Out Problems!

If Anything Could Have Pulled Me Out Of Retirement It Would Have Been An Indiana Jones Film.