I Never Trashed A Hotel Room Or

To Cultivate An English Accent Is Already A Departure Away From What You Are.

I Don't Think There Is Anything Particularly Wrong In Hitting A Woman, Though I Don't Recommend You Do It The Same Way That You Hit A Man.

More Than Anything Else, I'd Like To Be An Old Man With A Good Face, Like Hitchcock Or Picasso.

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

The Irish Seem To Have More Fire About Them Than The Scots.