I Never Trashed A Hotel Room Or

My Dear Girl, There Are Some Things That Just Aren't Done, Such As Drinking Dom Perignon '53 Above The Temperature Of 38 Degrees Fahrenheit. That's Just As Bad As Listening To The Beatles Without Earmuffs!

I Admit I'm Being Paid Well, But It's No More Than I Deserve. After All, I've Been Screwed More Times Than A Hooker.

Don't Wait For It To Happen, Don't Even Want It To Happen - Just Watch What Does Happen.

I Have Always Hated That Damn James Bond. I'd Like To Kill Him.

After I Began To Make Some Money, My Brain-damaged Accountant Put Me In One Business After Another That Went Bad. The Only One That Panned Out Was A Small Bank, An Old Scottish Firm With London Offices In Pall Mall. I Was A Director. We Sold Out To A Larger Bank. That Was The Only Successful Venture I've Had, Apart From Acting.