There Are Two Sorts Of Losers -

A True Friend Will See You Through When Others See That You Are Through.

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.

An Economist Is An Expert Who Will Know Tomorrow Why The Things He Predicted Yesterday Didn't Happen Today.

The Seaman Tells Stories Of Winds, The Ploughman Of Bulls; The Soldier Details His Wounds, The Shepherd His Sheep.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.