There Are Two Seasons In Scotland: June

It's My Mind, And I Reserve The Right To Change It As Often As I Like.

Heckling Is An Act Of Cowardice. If You Want To Speak, Get Up In Front Of The Microphone And Speak, Don't Sit In The Dark Hiding. It's Easy To Hide And Shout And Waste People's Time.

I?m Much Bigger In Britain Than I Am There. I'm Well-known, But My Name's That Guy In America. . . . People Shout: "hey ? I Know You! You're That Guy.".

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

Tread Gently On Anyone Who Looks At You Sideways.