I Was Brought Up A Catholic, For

When I Read 'be Real, Don't Get Caught Acting,' I Thought, 'how The Hell Do You Do That?'.

Never Trust A Man, Who When Left Alone With A Tea Cosey... Doesn't Try It On.

Fame Is Being Asked To Sign Your Autograph On The Back Of A Cigarette Packet.

Killing A Guy And Stealing His Wife And Child Isn't Too Nice A Thing To Do.

When You Involved In An Accident And Someone Asks "are You Alright?" Yes Fine Thanks, I'll Just Pick Up My Limbs And Be Off.