There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises -

If You Ask What Is The Single Most Important Key To Longevity, I Would Have To Say It Is Avoiding Worry, Stress And Tension. And If You Didn't Ask Me, I'd Still Have To Say It.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

Nice To Be Here? At My Age It's Nice To Be Anywhere.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.