There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises -

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

In Those Days The Best Painkiller Was Ice; It Wasn't Addictive And It Was Particularly Effective If You Poured Some Whiskey Over It.

Happiness Is Having A Large, Loving, Caring, Close-knit Family In Another City.

The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is To Have A Good Beginning And A Good Ending, Then Having The Two As Close Together As Possible.