There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises -

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

The Happiest People I Know Are The Ones That Are Still Working. The Saddest Are The Ones Who Are Retired. Very Few Performers Retire On Their Own. It's Usually Because No One Wants Them. Six Years Ago Sinatra Announced His Retirement. He's Still Working.

I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm Old Already. Only Young People Worry About Getting Old. When I Was 65, I Had Cupid's Eczema. I Don't Believe In Dying. It's Been Done. I'm Working On A New Exit. Besides, I Can't Die Now - I'm Booked.

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.