There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises -

There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.

Too Bad That All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Busy Driving Taxicabs And Cutting Hair.

Dress Simply. If You Wear A Dinner Jacket, Don't Wear Anything Else On It ... Like Lunch Or Dinner.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.