If I Get Big Laughs, I'm A

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

I Spent A Year In That Town, One Sunday.

Yale Men Do Not Like To Be Told Anything By People Who Didn't Go To Yale. The Closest I Came To Yale Was Once I Had One Of Their Padlocks.

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.