There Are No Short Hitters On The

There Is An Old Saying: If A Man Comes Home With Sand In His Cuffs And Cockleburs In His Pants, Don't Ask Him What He Shot.

The Only Thing I Fear On A Golf Course Is Lightning...and Ben Hogan.

I've Gotten Rid Of The Yips Four Times But They Hang In There. You Know Those Two-foot Downhill Putts With A Break? I'd Rather See A Rattlesnake.

Just Have A Coke Or Something And Watch The Boys Go Past.

I've Said A Thousand Times, You Can't Go Into A Shop And Buy A Good Golf Game.