There Are No Short Hitters On The

'you Know Bobby, When I Was Your Age I'd Drive The Ball Right Over Those Trees At The Corner.' Feeling Challenged Mr. Cole Hit A Big Driver Right Into Those Big Trees. Snead Then Said 'of Course, When I Was Your Age, Those Trees Were Only 10 Feet High.'

If A Lot Of People Gripped A Knife And Fork The Way They Do A Golf Club, They'd Starve To Death.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

Over The Years I've Studied The Habits Of Golfers. I Know What To Look For. Watch Their Eyes. Fear Shows Up When There Is An Enlargement Of The Pupils. Big Pupils Lead To Big Scores.

These Greens Are So Fast I Have To Hold My Putter Over The Ball And Hit It With The Shadow.