My Occupational Hazard Is My Occupation's Just

Yes, I Am A Pirate, Two Hundred Years To Late. Cannons Don't Thunder, There's Nothing To Plunder, I'm An Over Forty Victim Of Fate.

Cheeseburger In Paradise!

Maybe Roll In The Sand With A Rock And Roll Man.

Some Make The World Go Round; Others Watch It Turn.

Sail The Main Course In A Simple Sturdy Craft. Keep Her Well Stocked With Short Stories And Long Laughs. Go Fast Enough To Get There But Slow Enough To See. Moderation Seems To Be The Key.