Then There's That 'you're Only As Old

Life Deals From The Bottom, Sometimes, Doesn't It?

They Were Grooming Doris Day To Take Over The Top Spot. Jack L. Warner Asked Me To Play Her Sister In One Picture. I Said, "come On, Jack. No One Could Ever Believe That I Would Have Doris Day For A Sister."

Nobody Can Imitate Me. You Can Always See Impersonations Of Katharine Hepburn And Marilyn Monroe. But Not Me. Because I've Always Drawn On Myself Only.

I Think That The Most Important Thing A Woman Can Have - Next To Talent, Of Course - Is Her Hairdresser.

Then There's That 'you're Only As Old As You Feel' Business, Which Is True To A Point, But You Can't Be Shirley Temple On The Good Ship Lollipop Forever. Sooner Or Later, Dammit, You're Old.