Sure, I'd Play An Ape If They

My God, I'm Four Hundred Years Old And The Most I Can Do Is Look Three Hundred.

Recently I Heard A 'wise Guy' Story That I Had A Party At My Home For Twenty-five Men. It's An Interesting Story, But I Don't Know Twenty-five Men I'd Want To Invite Ta A Party.

You Know The Troubles I've Had With My Two Older Children. I Can't Understand Why It Turned Out So Badly. I Tried To Give Them Everything. I Loved Them And Tried To Keep Them Near Me, Even When They Didn't Return My Love. Well, I Couldn't Make Them Love Me, But They Could Have Shown Some Respect. I Couldn't Insist On Love, But I Could Insist On Respect.

While Making "possessed", I Wept Each Morning On My Drive To The Studio, And I Wept All The Way Back Home. I Found It Impossible To Sleep At Night, So I'd Lie In Bed Contemplating The Future. I Fear It With All My Heart And Soul Even As I Fear The Dark.

I Was A Strict Disciplinarian, Perhaps Too Strict At Times, But My God, Without Discipline What Is Life?