Sure, I'd Play An Ape If They

Box-office Poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer Always Asserted That The Studio Had Built Stage 22, Stage 24 And The Irving Thalberg Building, Brick By Brick, From The Income On My Pictures.

Mr. Cukor Is A Hard Task-master, A Fine Director And He Took Me Over The Coals Giving Me The Roughest Time I Have Ever Had. And I Am Eternally Grateful.

Sensitive Husbands Don't Like Second Billing.

If You've Earned A Position, Be Proud Of It. Don't Hide It. I Want To Be Recognized. When I Hear People Say, 'there's Joan Crawford!' I Turn Around And Say, 'hi! How Are You!'

Not That Anyone Cares, But There's A Right And Wrong Way To Clean A House.