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Hollywood Is Like Life, You Face It With The Sum Total Of Your Equipment.

I Used To Wash My Hands Every Ten Minutes. I Couldn't Step Out Of The House Unless I Had Gloves On. I Wouldn't Smoke A Cigarette Unless I Opened The Pack Myself, And I Would Never Use Another Cigarette Out Of That Pack If Someone Else Had Touched It.

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Any Actress Who Appears In Public Without Being Well-groomed Is Digging Her Own Grave.

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