Learn To Breathe, Learn To Speak, But

I Think That The Most Important Thing A Woman Can Have - Next To Talent, Of Course - Is Her Hairdresser.

[to The Mother Of Two Unruly Children In A Restaurant After The Woman Said She Really Didn't Know What To Do With Her Children:] Have You Tried Infanticide?

My God, I'm Four Hundred Years Old And The Most I Can Do Is Look Three Hundred.

If I Can't Be Me, I Don't Want To Be Anybody. I Was Born That Way.

1. Find Your Own Style And Have The Courage To Stick To It. 2. Choose Your Clothes For Your Way Of Life. 3. Make Your Wardrobe As Versatile As An Actress. It Should Be Able To Play Many Roles. 4. Find Your Happiest Colours - The Ones That Make You Feel Good. 5. Care For Your Clothes, Like The Good Friends They Are!