Then Let's Print Up Some Flyers!

If You Had A Friend Who Was A Tightrope Walker, And You Were Walking Down A Sidewalk, And He Fell, That Would Be Completely Unacceptable.

A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap.

I Wish I Could Play Little League Now. I'd Be Way Better Than Before.

I Like To Smoke A Pipe, Because It's The Punch Line Indicator. Whenever I Take A Hit Of The Pipe, You Should Be Laughing.

When You Put Listerine In Your Mouth, It Hurts. Germs Do Not Go Quietly.