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In Just A Few Minutes, My Son Will Have Completed His First Trip Around The Sun.

Security Here In New York City Is Still Very Tight. Hookers In Times Square Now Are Demanding Two Forms Of Fake Id.

The General Election's Taking Place Today In Iraq, So I Guess That Means We're One Step Closer To Being There For Another 10 Years.

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If You Didn’t Believe It Before — And It’s Easy To Understand How You Might Have Been Sceptical On This Point — If You Didn’t Believe It Before, You Can Absolutely Believe It Now: New York City Is The Greatest City In The World.