Them Bats Is Smart. They Use Radar!

One Day You're The Leader Of Iraq, The Next Day You're Being Checked For Fleas On Fox News.

Overall Bush's European Trip Has Been An Overwhelming Success. Not Once Has He Gotten Separated From His Group.

I Vote Democrat Because Freedom Of Speech Is Fine As Long As Nobody Is Offended By It.

Barack Obama Said He May Negotiate With The Taliban. A Lot Of People Are Saying Okay, But Be Careful. But I Said This Guy Has Experience Negotiating With The Enemy. For Gosh Sake, He Lives With His Mother-in-law, You Know.

Mitt Romney Said He's Not Concerned About The Very Poor. What He Means Is People Making Less Than A Million.