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I've Always Loved High Style In Low Company.

I'm Furious About The Women's Liberationists. They Keep Getting Up On Soap-boxes And Proclaiming That Women Are Brighter Than Men. That's True, But It Should Be Kept Very Quiet Or It Ruins The Whole Racket.

With A Mental Equipment Which Allows Me To Tell The Difference Between Hot And Cold, I Stand Out In This Community Like A Modern Day Cicero. Dropped Into Any Other City Of The World, I'd Rate As A Possibly Adequate Night Watchman.

I've Had My Best Times When Trailing A Mainbocher Evening Gown Across A Sawdust Floor. I've Always Loved High Style In Low Company.

I Was Making Love To A Man, A Man I Hardly Even Know. He Was Kissing The Face Off Me And I Was Kissing The Face Off Him. And I Found It Highly Satisfactory.