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Nobody Can Tell About This California Climate. One Minit Its Hot And The Next Minit Its Cold, So A Person Never Knows What To Hock.

Men No Longer Prefer Blondes. Today Gentlemen Seem To Prefer Gentlemen.

Men Are Weak And Constantly Need Reassurance, So Now That They Fail To Find Adulation In The Opposite Sex, They're Turning To Each Other. Less And Less Do Men Need Women. More And More Do Gentlemen Prefer Gentlemen.

It Isn't That Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes, It's Just That We Look Dumber.

On A Plane You Can Pick Up More And Better People Than On Any Other Public Conveyance Since The Stagecoach.