Any Girl Who Was A Lady Would

I Once Witnessed More Ardent Emotions Between Men At An Elks' Rally In Pasadena Than They Could Ever Have Felt For The Type Of Woman Available To An Elk.

And A Famous Film Star Who Is Left Alone Is More Alone Than Any Other Person Has Ever Been In The Whole Histry Of The World, Because Of The Contrast To Our Normal Enviromint.

I Was Born In The Theatre. My Father Was A Small Time Impresario On The West Coast And I Was Acting From The Age Of 7, But I Started To Write When I Was 12 And By The Time I Was 14 I Was Making More Money Than I Was Acting.

The Rarest Of All Things In American Life Is Charm. We Spend Billions Every Year Manufacturing Fake Charm That Goes Under The Heading Of Public Relations. Without It, America Would Be Grim Indeed.

Always Go To The Solitary Drinker For The Truth!