Any Girl Who Was A Lady Would

A Bit Of Conversational Sex Makes A Pleasant Climate For Creative Effort.

A Kiss On The Hand May Feel Very, Very Good, But A Diamond And Sapphire Bracelet Lasts Forever.

Men Are Weak And Constantly Need Reassurance, So Now That They Fail To Find Adulation In The Opposite Sex, They're Turning To Each Other. Less And Less Do Men Need Women. More And More Do Gentlemen Prefer Gentlemen.

Today There Are No Fairy Tales For Us To Believe In, And This Is Possibly A Reason For The Universal Prevalence Of Mental Crack-up. Yes, If We Were Childish In The Past, I Wish We Could Be Children Once Again.

If We Have To Tell Hollywood Good-by, It May Be With One Of Those Tender, Old-fashioned, Seven-second Kisses Exchanged Between Two People Of The Opposite Sex, With All Their Clothes On.