The Worst Thing To Do Is To

If You Can Find Humour In Anything, You Can Survive It

And So The Dentist Says 'rinse.' So You Lean Over, And You're Lookin' At This Miniature Toilet Bowl.

Repeat After Me. I Promise Not To Run Outside Of The House. I Promise Not To Run Inside Of The House. I Promise Not To Touch, Pick Up, Step On, Anything That Looks Interesting.

Always End The Name Of Your Child With A Vowel, So That When You Yell The Name Will Carry.

I Brought You In This World, And I Can Take You Out!