The Worst Thing To Do Is To

We’ve Got To Get The Gun Out Of The Hands Of People Who Are Supposed To Be On Neighborhood Watch.

Meadowlark And I Share A Common Vision Of Bringing Joy And Laughter To Others.

Man Can Not Live By Bread Alone ... He Must Have Peanut Butter.

Always End The Name Of Your Child With A Vowel, So That When You Yell The Name Will Carry.

A Father... Knows Exactly What Those Boys At The Mall Have In Their Depraved Little Minds Because He Once Owned Such A Depraved Little Mind Himself. In Fact, If He Thinks Enough About The Plans That He Used To Have For Young Girls, The Father Not Only Will Support His Wife In Keeping Their Daughter Home But He Might Even Run Over To The Mall And Have A Few Of Those Boys Arrested.