Civilization Had Too Many Rules For Me,

Your Parents Put A Curse On You - Someday Your Kids Are Going To Act Just Like You.

Any Husband Who Says, "my Wife And I Are Completely Equal Partners," Is Talking About Either A Law Firm Or A Hand Of Bridge.

Now, This Is The Fun Part About Getting Stoned. They Get Stoned, Then They Become Paranoid. Now, When They Started Out, They Said, "let's Get High And Have Fun." So They're High; Now They're Paranoid. "am I Falling Out Of This Chair?"

We're Not Raising Children With The Love That We Need To.

Don't Let Your Victories Go To Your Head, Or Your Failures Go To Your Heart.