I Know A Man Who Gave Up

I Heard From My Cat's Lawyer Today; My Cat Wants $12,000 A Week For Tender Vittles.

I Was So Naive As A Kid I Used To Sneak Behind The Barn And Do Nothing.

People Are Brought Up To Think, "it's Nice To Be Modest. It's Nice To Hide Your Light Under A Bushel." Well, Bullshit! I've Never Bought That. In My Business, The Only Thing You've Really Got Is Your Talent; It's The Only Thing You Have To Sell.

I Owe One Thing To My Public - The Best Performance I Can Give.

For Days After Death Hair And Fingernails Continue To Grow, But Phone Calls Taper Off.