The World Is Full Of Horrible Things.

2010 Has Been Awesome. I Got To Write On The David Hasselhoff Roast This Summer, And That's Always Been A Dream.

Childhood Obesity Affects All Pedophiles.

I Would Never Hit A Woman - Even If She Had A Knife Or A Stutter.

What Do They Call That Hat Jewish Guys Always Wear? A Yankees Cap.

I Prefer To Sleep With Deaf Girls. Those Crazy Chicks Never Have A Safe Word.