The White Man Gets All The Best

White Boys Always Get The Oscar. It's A Known Fact. Did I Ever Get A Nomination? No! You Know Why? Cause I Hadn't Played Any Of Them Slave Roles, And Get My Ass Whipped. That's How You Get The Nomination. A Black Dude Who Plays A Slave That Gets His Ass Whipped Gets The Nomination, A White Guy Who Plays An Idiot Gets The Oscar. That's What I Need, I Need To Play A Retarded Slave, Then I'll Get The Oscar.

I Ain't Never Been In No Cell That Had A Phone In It. Can I Stay For A While? I Ordered Some Pizza.

In A Movie Like This, The Relationship Between The Two Guys Is Crucial. It Sinks Or Swims On How These Two Guys Are Together. I Think We Did A Good Job.

I'd Like To Produce, Direct, Write, Score, And Star In A Film In Exactly The Way Chaplin Did. I'll Do That Before I'm Thirty.

I'm Relaxed About My Career. I've Been Making Movies For Over 20 Years, So I've Earned At Least The Right To Relax.