The White Man Gets All The Best

The White Man Gets All The Best Catchphrases!

I'm In A Position That Allows Me To Do What I Want To Do, And I Do It.

My First Concert Makes Me Sound Like A Real Old Man. My Very First Concert Was Jackie Wilson.

Flowers Are The Fastest Way To A Woman's Heart. Well, Actually, The Fastest Way Is Through Her Rib Cage, But Flowers Are A Lot Less Messy.

I'd Like To Produce, Direct, Write, Score, And Star In A Film In Exactly The Way Chaplin Did. I'll Do That Before I'm Thirty.