The Web Is The New Book Though,

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

If You Are Living The Dream, How Do You Know If You Are Asleep Or Awake?

There's A Lot Of Idiots In The World, So Live With It.

I Think It's Clever How Rome Have Kept A Load Of Old Stuff. There's No Overheads, Yet People Are Going Over There To See It.

I Came Face-to-face With A Gorilla Which Was Quite Good, But It Was A 10-hour Trek In Bad Weather, Up Hills, Covered In Mud, With Mosquitoes Everywhere And When We Got There The Gorilla's Just Sat There Doing Nowt.