I'm Just A Simple Guy Swimming In

Life's Too Short To Drink Bad Wine Or Smoke Poor Cigars.

I'm Just A Simple Guy Swimming In A Sea Of Sharks.

My Sons Are A Hell Of A Lot Easier To Get Through To Than My Daughter Is. She Seems To Have My Number. She Can Just Run Through The Buttons.

I Try To Parent Equally, But I Think Little Girls Are A Little More Sensitive.

You Can Go One Block To The Next In San Francisco And Get A Completely Different Opinion Of What The Issue Is.