The Truth Is The One Thing That

Virtue Is Insufficient Temptation.

All Progress Depends On The Unreasonable Man.

English Is The Easiest Language To Speak Badly.

When Asked Which Dog Wins, He Reflected For A Moment And Replied, "the One I Feed The Most."

As People Get Their Opinions So Largely From The Newspapers They Read... But The Press Is Not Free, The Newspapers Are Owned By Rich Men.