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Be As Romantic As You Please About Love ... But You Mustn't Be Romantic About Money.

The Most Tragic Thing In The World Is A Man Of Genius Who Is Not A Man Of Honor.

If You Eliminate Smoking And Gambling, You Will Be Amazed To Find That Almost All An Englishman's Pleasures Can Be, And Mostly Are, Shared By His Dog.

I'm Only A Beer Teetotaler, Not A Champagne Teetotaler; I Don't Like Beer.

Every Step Of Progress Means A Duty Repudiated, And A Scripture Torn Up.