The Truth Is Libraries Are Raucous Clubhouses

My Mom Said She Learned How To Swim When Someone Took Her Out In The Lake And Threw Her Off The Boat. I Said, 'mom, They Weren't Trying To Teach You How To Swim.'

I Have Short-term Memory Loss, Though I'd Like To Think Of It As Persidential Eligibility.

I Don't Have A Bank Account Because I Don't Know My Mother's Maiden Name And Apparently That's The Key To The Whole Thing Right There. I Go In Every Few Weeks And Guess.

I Love Key Lime Pie, Although It's Never Made The Proper Way.

I'm The Only Person I Know Of Who's Ever Been Pulled Over For Attempted Speeding.