The Spine Is The Lifeline. A Lot

When I First Started Out, I Was Considered A Crackpot. The Doctors Used To Say, "don't Go To That Jack Lalanne, You'll Get Hemorrhoids, You Won't Get An Erection, You Women Will Look Like Men, You Athletes Will Get Muscle-bound -- This Is What I Had To Go Through.

I'd Rather Take A Beating Sometimes Than Get In That Gym Every Morning. Anyone Who Gets Up That Early And Says He Likes It Is A Goddamned Liar. The Only Good Thing About It Is That When I'm Finished, I Look At Myself In The Mirror And Say, "jack, You've Done It Again!

Maybe 50 Or 60 Percent Of All Divorces Are Predicated On Someone's Being Physically Unfit. Who Wants To Live With Negativism? Love Goes Out The Window.

I Think Fat, Out-of-shape People Should Be Fined.

Do You Know How Many Calories Are In Butter And Cheese And Ice Cream? Would You Get Your Dog Up In The Morning For A Cup Of Coffee And A Donut?