I Think Fat, Out-of-shape People Should Be

You Can Take Them In A Wheelchair And Put Them In A Pool, So They Can Move Their Arms And Legs. In A Pool Disabled People Can Do Things That They Can't Normally Do Otherwise.

Sitting Around On Your Big Fat Gluteus Maximus Talking About The Good Old Days. The Good Old Days Are Right This Second. You've Got To Exercise Vig-or-ously! Life Is Tough. Life Is A Challenge. Life Is A Battlefield... . Life Is An Athletic Event, And You Must Train For It.

The First Thing I Did When I Was Forty Years Old, I Put Handcuffs On And I Jumped Off Alcatraz Prison And Swam To San Francisco Handcuffed. That Made National Publicity. Then, There Were Three Or Four Years Where I Would Do More Difficult Feats. Another Birthday I Towed A Thousand Pound Boat Across The Golden Gate. On My 65th Birthday I Towed 65 Boats A Mile And A Half In Tokyo. On My 70th Birthday I Towed 70 Boats With 70 People In It With My Feet And Hands Tied A Mile And A Half In Long Beach.... My Next Birthday I Will Be 93. I'm Gonna Tow My Wife Across The Bathtub.

They Thought That Athletes That Worked Out With My System Wouldn't Be Able To Throw A Ball Because They'd Be Too Muscle Bound. Those Are The Misconceptions I Had To Go Through For About 40 Years.

The Only Way You Get That Fat Off Is To Eat Less And Exercise More.