I Think Fat, Out-of-shape People Should Be

Look At The Average American Diet: Ice Cream, Butter, Cheese, Whole Milk, All This Fat. People Don't Realize How Much Of This Stuff You Get By The End Of The Day. High Blood Pressure Is From All This High-fat Eating.

I'd Rather Take A Beating Sometimes Than Get In That Gym Every Morning. Anyone Who Gets Up That Early And Says He Likes It Is A Goddamned Liar. The Only Good Thing About It Is That When I'm Finished, I Look At Myself In The Mirror And Say, "jack, You've Done It Again!

Any Stupid Ass Can Die- You Have To Work At Living!

Maybe 50 Or 60 Percent Of All Divorces Are Predicated On Someone's Being Physically Unfit. Who Wants To Live With Negativism? Love Goes Out The Window.

I Tell People That The Scales Lie. You May Have Played Basketball And Weighed 175 Pounds, With A 30-inch Waist, Back When You Were In College. And You May Still Weigh 175 At 55. But You Probably Have A 35-inch Waist And You've Probably Lost 30 Or 40 Pounds Of Muscle -- And Gained 30 Or 40 Pounds Of Fat. The Tape Measure Doesn't Lie. Get That Tape Measure Out And Put It On Your Hips And Your Waist. Keep Checking It. And Keep Exercising And Cutting Those Calories Down Until That Tape Measure Gets Close To Where You Were In Your Prime.