Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It

A Man Will Do More For His Stubbornness Than For His Religion Or His Country

As Soon As The People Fix One Shame Of The World, Another Turns Up.

Financial Sense Is Knowing That Certain Men Will Promise To Do Certain Things, And Fail.

A Woman Does Not Spend All Her Time In Buying Things; She Spends Part Of It In Taking Them Back.

The Most Agreeable Thing In Life Is Worthy Accomplishment. It Is Not Possible That The Idle Tramp Is As Contented As The Farmers Along The Road Who Own Their Own Farms, And Whose Credit Is Good At The Bank In Town. When The Tramps Get Together At Night, They Abuse The Farmers, But Do Not Get As Much Satisfaction Out Of It As Do The Farmers Who Abuse The Tramps. The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.