Everyone Suffers Wrongs For Which There Is

There Is Something In The Red Of A Raspberry Pie That Looks As Good To A Man As The Red In A Sheep Looks To A Wolf.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

A Loafer Never Works Except When There Is A Fire; Then He Will Carry Out More Furniture Than Anybody.