Everyone Suffers Wrongs For Which There Is

Everyone Hates A Martyr; It's No Wonder Martyrs Were Burned At The Stake.

A Successful Man Cannot Realize How Hard An Unsuccessful Man Finds Life.

There Is No Get-rich-quick Scheme Equal To A Poor Girl Marrying A Rich Man.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.