The Shortest Distance Between Two Jokes Makes

True Love Doesn't Consist Of Holding Hands, It Consists Of Holding Hearts.

You're Never Quite Sure How You Feel About A Neighbor Until A 'for Sale' Sign Suddenly Appears In Front Of His House.

There Are Times When Silence Is The Best Way To Yell At The Top Of Your Voice.

An Error Doesn't Become A Mistake Until You Refuse To Correct It.

The Shortest Distance Between Two Jokes Makes A Perfect Speech.