The Shortest Distance Between Two Jokes Makes

Praise Can Be Your Most Valuable Asset As Long As You Don't Aim It At Yourself.

The Fellow Who Says He'll Meet You Halfway Usually Thinks He's Standing On The Dividing Line.

Patience Is Never More Important Than When You Are At The Edge Of Losing It.

Tact Is The Ability To Make A Person See Lightning Without Letting Him Feel The Bolt.

Time Was When The Average Person Could Pay As He Goes. Nowadays He Has To Pay As He Comes And Goes.