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Knowledge Is Power, Especially When It Is Hitched To A Workhorse.

One Of The Most Lasting Pleasures You Can Experience Is The Feeling That Comes Over You When You Genuinely Forgive An Enemy - Whether He Knows It Or Not.

Initiative Is To Success What A Lighted Match Is To A Candle.

The Willingness To Trust Others Even When You Know You May Be Taken Advantage Of Is The Cornerstone Of Becoming Civilized.

Patience Is Never More Important Than When You Are At The Edge Of Losing It.