The Shortest Distance Between Two Jokes Makes

Placing The Blame Is A Bad Habit, But Taking The Blame Is A Sure Builder Of Character

The Fellow Who Says He'll Meet You Halfway Usually Thinks He's Standing On The Dividing Line.

Tact Is The Ability To Make A Person See Lightning Without Letting Him Feel The Bolt.

There Are Times When Silence Is The Best Way To Yell At The Top Of Your Voice.

A Happy Marriage Is The World's Best Bargain.