An Error Doesn't Become A Mistake Until

True Love Doesn't Consist Of Holding Hands, It Consists Of Holding Hearts.

Patience Is Never More Important Than When You Are At The Edge Of Losing It.

A Happy Marriage Is The World's Best Bargain.

The Shortest Distance Between Two Jokes Makes A Perfect Speech.

You're Never Quite Sure How You Feel About A Neighbor Until A 'for Sale' Sign Suddenly Appears In Front Of His House.