The Secret To Raising Children Is To

You Can Talk About Things Indirectly, But If You Want To Talk How People Really Talk, You Have To Talk R-rated. I Mean I've Got Three Incredibly Intelligent Daughters, But When You Get Mad, You Get Mad And You Talk Like People Talk. When A Normal 17-year-old Girl Storms Out Of The House Or 15-year-old Boy Is Mad At His Mom Or Dad, They're Not Talking The Way People Talk On Tv. Unless It's Cable.

I Don't Like The Negative Of Reality Tv - The 'you're No Good, So You Have To Leave, I Choose You, But I Thought You Really Loved Me.' It's All About How Bad People Are And I Just Hate That. I Like Pimp My Ride Where Someone Is Helping Somebody.

A Lot Of People Ask Me What My Favorite Episode Of Full House Was, I Always Tell Them: It Was The Last One!

It's 103 Comedians, Or However Many It Is, And How Would Everyone Tell It. It's Enough People Of Substance That It Makes You Think Of The People Who Aren't There That Are Alive.

Think Well Of Yourself And Others Will Too. Unless Those Others Are In Government, Banking, Or Show Business.